Should I be blogging? Yes, probably. Instead I'm at Target buying an unworldly amount of milk.
My minions drink a lot of milk...really just a stupid amount.
I mean...at this point I'm thinking about buying a cow, naming her Bessie and just setting her up on the back porch with a blankie and a Saturday Evening Post.
When I told the kids I was heading out to get milk the oldest asked 'are you going to Eat More Pay Less or Publix.'
Er...huh?
And then it hit me. To him, Target isn't Target but the name he sees as he walks through the door. The slogan is written over the Fun section (you know the fun section - opposed to the grocery section.)
Except, that's not the slogan is it.
It's not 'Eat More Pay Less.' Its EXPECT More Pay Less. Maybe my kid is just too preoccupied with food.
After all, the whole need for dear old Bessie is mostly his fault.
My minions drink a lot of milk...really just a stupid amount.
I mean...at this point I'm thinking about buying a cow, naming her Bessie and just setting her up on the back porch with a blankie and a Saturday Evening Post.
When I told the kids I was heading out to get milk the oldest asked 'are you going to Eat More Pay Less or Publix.'
Er...huh?
And then it hit me. To him, Target isn't Target but the name he sees as he walks through the door. The slogan is written over the Fun section (you know the fun section - opposed to the grocery section.)
Except, that's not the slogan is it.
It's not 'Eat More Pay Less.' Its EXPECT More Pay Less. Maybe my kid is just too preoccupied with food.
After all, the whole need for dear old Bessie is mostly his fault.
Great. Now I'm craving legit milk, and all I have is almond milk. Lol!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a trip to Target is in order!
DeleteFunny! We prefer to shop at the "save money-live better" store. Do you have Braum's in your area, they have the best milk!! All other brands taste like watered down milk to me now!!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have a Braums! I'll have to try it someday!
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