I've got 84 days to figure it out...

Last year during the Fall I hadn't started blogging yet.

Yes, I'm kind of late to the blogging party.

So, I've kind of been wondering what I'm going to do come football season.

After all the opening day for the Southeastern Conference is only 84 days away.

The problem is that I live in Alabama and well...

See, our state has...football issues.

And some people that read my blog have football issues.

And I'm not naming any names but they might look like this:

Seriously, someone needs to tell those babies that it's only a game.

So, we cheer for a certain team.

And some people who read my blog cheer for a different team.

And really, never the twain shall meet or something like that.

So, I've been thinking how can I make my pictures from football season less offensive to those that cheer for the other team.

Option One:

Don't mention it all all.

This would be problematic as I normally blog about two things:

A) Embarrassing stuff that happens to me.

and 

B) Everyday life - which football is a part of in the Fall.

Option Two:

Break out my iPhoto software.

See, iPhoto lets you blur things out.

So, this picture of the 1997 Iron Bowl which might be considered highly offensive to those of the opposite team:

Can now become 'other team friendly.'

All you have to do is blur the sign and remove all the insignias and logos.

See:

Just a group of friends hanging out holding a plain, old orange piece of paper:

Hmmm...This isn't going to work.

Option Three:

Maybe any mentions I make of football can just be funny. 

I mean football season can be funny without being offensive, right?

I can be funny, right?

Right?

Why do I hear cricket's chirping. 

Oh, well....I've got 84 days to figure it out.