Pay Attention in Science Class

Dear readers...

A few months back I wrote a post on how my hoarder's my two year old's crib was like a working example of the different layers of soil in the earth. You got your blankie layer, your old sippy cup layer, your sock layer etc.

Here's the post.

I went so far as to show a picture of the actual different layers of soil. It was a nice chart - the one from science class. Humus, topsoil, eluviation, blah, blah, blah. I'd write the others but I can't remember them.

And apparently neither can you people. Ya know how I know this? I know it because EVERY SINGLE DARN DAY since I posted that blog people have googled 'layers of soil' and been mistakenly led to my asinine post. And it's not just kids doing it for science projects. I think it's their parents and teachers too! Because they also google things like 'layers of soil for kids homework.'

So the moral of the story is that if you don't want to end up searching my blog for Science information...and let's be be honest, that would be a BAD idea...pay attention in Science class.

Just today I've gotten forty three hits off of some variation of people searching for layers of soil. Forty three sad people that have had to sit through my post in their search for wisdom.

Here's what I actually know about layers of soil:

When dirt gets wet it creates mud. 

The end.

Oooh! Oooh! I also know that if you add some sort of something to soil you can change the colors of your hydrangeas.

So...

You should all be very impressed.