It's an As Seen on TV Christmas

You know, nothing really says 'let's celebrate the birth of Christ' like 'As Seen on TV' items. 

That's why this year at my Mom's family's Christmas we played Dirty Santa with all As Seen on TV items. 

And yes, it was as epic as it sounds.

Let's see what everyone received shall we?

Er...

This is a...

Well, quite frankly I have no idea what this is. 

I didn't write it down and the iPhone didn't pick the detail up. 

The important thing is he looks super happy about it. 

Well, now these are easier. 

My cousin Rhonwyn recieved some sort of identity theft prevention stamp and my cousin Skipper received um...a yellow tube of...

Oh, blast. 

Your guess is as good as mine.

My sister in law Cassie got 'Eggies'

I have no clue.

I assume they have something to do with cooking eggs. 

Wow, I'm super smart. 

Note to self: if you choose to blog about Christmas gifts next year make sure you know what they are.

Mary Etta got these delicious cake pops!

Well, she didn't actually get cake pops she just got the pan to make the cake pops in. 

Hmph! Way to provide her with a bunch of work, whoever brought that gift. 

Connie got the Eurosealer...

Which, can I just say, is actually pretty good. 

Ken got a...

Great Scott! What the heck is that?

A stuffed fox?

Odd.

  This one I think I'd actually like.

A speaker for your iPhone.

This would be helpful in the car.

Nice.

But now, 

For your viewing pleasure, we present the:

The winner of the 'as seen on tv' christmas gift exchange: 

The Forever Lazy. 

Look, it kinda looks like the doll is saying:

"No! Stay away from the Forever Lazy!"

But, oh no, the recipient didn't stay away. 

He fired that puppy up:

As if a teenager needs another reason to be lazy, we now have the ultimate outfit to accessorize your laziness.

As Seen of TV Christmas. 

 I highly recommend it. 

I don't highly recommend the Forever Lazy, though.

"I want a Forever Lazy!"