Me or the Green Beans...

So...

 In this picture:

Who needed washing more?

Me or the green beans?

I know who needed it today and that was most definitely me.

It was so stinkin' hot at the Auburn game.

We were all wilting. 

It was expected. 

It being South Alabama and September and all. 

Ya know what wasn't expected?

The big time we had at the Auburn Diner later that night.

It involved:

Staring Contests,

Cheese pulling,

Star Wars Trivia,

Questioning glances, 

and

Fisticuffs.

It also involved paper balls getting stuck up noses but maybe we shouldn't go there:

Oh, we went there.

Don't worry. 

No green beans were harmed during the meal. 

They weren't harmed or eaten.

"No, they weren't."