My poor little pink camera.
I never use it anymore.
Since I got the iPhone it has sat forlornly in a drawer.
The iPhone though...
It can be pretty tricky when it comes to taking pictures.
I've blogged about it before.
Here are a couple examples that didn't make it into the last blog:
Here is a picture of our pastor, David, with his wife in Colorado a few years ago.
Or should I say:
It's a picture of Super David and his wife!
Why in the world did the camera make his neck appear superhuman?
I don't remember him wearing an Iron Man Suit that night...
So, what's up with his collar?
Hey!
This would totally make sense if he was a priest!
You know...they wear those collars?
They're called...
*Googling*
...clerical collars.
Wow, that's a boring name.
Anyway...
He could have a super charged clerical collar!
Alright, this is veering into lightning bolt city...
Let's go to another example:
Billy's shoes.
They're just normal shoes and yet...
Clearly, they are something more.
Speaking of Billy he had jury duty last week.
Here was his take on the experience:
"Jury duty is like elementary school. You sit in a bunch of different rooms and you can't leave - not even to go to the bathroom. You're not allowed to talk until the appropriate time, and when you make noise in the hallway a guy with gray hair gets on to you for making too much noise.
So, there ya go.
Now, what did jury duty have to do with my mad picture taking skills?
I don't know.
Neither does she.