Bow to my superior picture taking skills!

Bow to my superior picture taking skills!

Like all real bloggers...

 I have a big camera!*

 It has different lenses!**

I totally know how to use it!***

So, lets take a look at my skills:

Here is a picture of a my cousin Jeff with a cool bug on his shoulder:

Oh.

Okay, I guess it's actually a picture of the back of my cousin Jeff's head and the bug on his shoulder.

Okay...well how bout this fantastic picture - it's from a lecture we went to on reptiles:

See the three ladies that led the event?

Oh...of course you can't because my nephews big ole head is in the way. 

Note to nephew: Your head is not really big.

Well, perhaps that wasn't the great example of my picture taking skills either.

How about from the fourth of July?

See this great picture of my niece with a sparkler:

Hmmm...not so great. 

I think I'll choose to blame it on a ghost. 

Yep, that was it. 

A floating orb got in the way.

Take two:

Um...now her face is totally white.

Well, how about this one:

Wow! Her sister has turned into a superhero!

See the rays of radioactive light shooting off of her?

Perhaps...

Perhaps it was my superior picture taking skills that did it!

See, readers! 

You must bow to my superior picture taking skills! 

They will turn you into superheroes!

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*My camera is small. I chose it because...well, it was pink.

**It has no other lenses.

***I don't really know how to use it.