A couple nights ago I cajoled Billy into playing a game of Scrabble with me.
I think my exact words were:
"Come play Scrabble with me so I can beat you at something."
or maybe it was something like:
"Come let me annihilate you at Scrabble!"
Just some sweet words...
You know that's just the kind of encouraging wife I am.
or maybe it was something like:
"Come let me annihilate you at Scrabble!"
Just some sweet words...
You know that's just the kind of encouraging wife I am.
My niece was the judge.
She took the job pretty seriously.
He tried to distract me with his P90X forearms but it didn't work.
I trounced him pretty thoroughly.
I wasn't fooled by his schemes.
For instance:
'Figgypit' is not a word.
No matter how many funny definitions he makes with it.
See?
Denied.
Also:
'Wapam' isn't a word either.
Even when you pronounce it Wa! Pam!
According to Dictionary.com it's not going to work.
Let's get a little sidetracked shall we?
Dictionary.Com is great.
However, some of the adds for it are...sketchy.
Like:
1) What Really Attracts a Man: Nine ugly mistakes that women make that men find totally unattractive!
and
2) Make Him Addicted to You: Just say this to make him fall madly in love with you!
and
3) The Hebrew Dictionary
Say what?
How did the Hebrew Dictionary get put in with those two...er...winners?
The answer to 'what really attracts a man' probably isn't trouncing him at Scrabble.
Because, he was kind of a sore loser about it.
"Yes, please. Air out our business in public."
Oh, the trauma of having a wife that blogs...
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