I would now like to present:
How to Have Date Night at the Driving Range.
Step One:
Go eat Indian food at India Cafe in Huntsville.
Go eat Indian food at India Cafe in Huntsville.
Step Two:
Have no clue what anything you ordered actually is.
Step Three:
Question whether or not your mouth has ever been this hot before.
At this point you may be wondering what the Driving Range has to do with Indian food.
The answer is, of course, nothing.
I just thought I should share my thoughts on Butter Chicken with you.
My thoughts on Butter Chicken are as follows:
It's freaking awesome.
Moving along...
Step Four:
Hit the Driving Range at Richland Golf Center!
So you put a few dollars into the machine and golf balls shoot out.
Ahhh...the wonders of technology.
And the wonders of a really cheap date!
Grab a club and you're ready for action.
We don't actually own any golf clubs but we rented them from the fine establishment for two bucks a piece.
Step Five:
Smack the ball as hard as you can!
I tried.
Really, I did.
But...
There were distractions.
These guys kept hopping into my line of sight:
This guy kept hopping into the rafters to do pull ups:
Plus, I was just really, really bad.
And I kept having beautiful flashbacks to the butter chicken from India Cafe.
Alas, maybe the driving range and India Cafe just don't go together.