Be verry verry qwiet...
...we're hunting lizards.
Step one:
Sneak up on them.
Step two:
Practice subterfuge.
Step three:
Crouch down to their level.
Step four:
Lunge for it.
And...
Step five:
Cry when it runs away.
He was a cute little guy.
So...
Did you know that there are 3,800 different species of lizards?
Did you know that they are found on every continent except Antarctica?
It's true.
At least, Wikipedia says it is.
So...
You are fast little lizard...
But her day will come.
Oh, yes.
It will come.
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Jane Can Parent
Practicing subterfuge seems to be normal at the lakehouse. Especially at the dock when a bunch of eight-year-olds are armed to the teeth with squirt guns and pool floaties.
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