A Dose of Reality

Alright, dear readers...

Tonight your assignment is to look in the upper left hand side of the screen at the button that says "Next Blog" and click it. 

And then click it again.

And again.

I'm still not sure how they choose what blog they send you too. 

Sometimes I think it's random and sometimes you'll end up on a Malaysian blog and ten clicks later you are still in Malaysian blogs.

So...

Click it and see where you end up. 

Don't want to?

Okay. 

 I'll save you the trouble by telling you three things you'd be likely to find if you clicked 'next blog' several times. 

Or for several hours. 

Number one: Italians really like soccer and they really like to blog about it. 

Number two: Mormon bloggers are really perky. 

Number three: Military wives are prolific bloggers and they have really cool pictures.

So one of the things that people complain about bloggers is that they paint too 'rosy' a picture of their lives. 

I don't think I do but just in case I do...

Let's just take a tour of my afternoon shall we?

See...

My car.

Well, it's just gross.

I mean, seriously, gross.

The crazy thing is that it was gross before I had kids. 

I have no idea why. 

It's a quandary.

What was I doing to make it so gross?

Bygones...

My car today...

If I was going to lie about something...

This would probably be what I would lie about. 

In fact, my Mom is sitting beside me right now saying:

"Please don't share this."

Poor Mom.

So here it is:

This is the bag of trash...

A FULL BAG...

...that came out of my car.

Hi, foot.

And these two things?

Full of junk from my car.

In the first laundry basket:

4 book bags, 2 pairs of shoes, 7 bows of the toddlers, approximately one thousand legos, and miscellaneous other toys...

In the second laundry basket:

A yoga mat, more legos, three Berenstein Bear books, a scrapbook, a library book, and two old purses.

So...important questions:

Where do the kids sit?

How do I fit that much stuff in my car?

And most importantly:

What in the world is that horrific smell in my car?

So, you should probably click next blog...

Because this one...

It's potentially a little too real.