Just admit it...

Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Glamour shots!

Oh, just admit it. 

You had Glamour Shots done too. 

Remember?

They had the little store set up in the mall where you would go and 'get glamoured up.'

I believe it was immortalized in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite."

Whitch, by the way, was not a funny movie.

Even though yes, Tina Majorino is awesome.

So...glamour shots!

Jean jacket wearers of the world unite!

Seriously, what are my hands doing in this picture?

What, if I don't hold them there the jacket floats away due to its sheer awesomeness?

Caution: Due to high volume of hair spray hair will explode into flames if exposed to high temperatures.

"Hi. I enjoy dressing like a banana."

Wow!

Those earrings they put on me were 'bedazzlerific!'

And that shirt was very yellow. 

Really, though the eighties fashions weren't always kind to me. 

And maybe by 1991 I deserved a glamour shot.

Yes, me and eighties fashions...

We didn't always mix well.

For example:

I think I had been watching way too much Cosby show here because that's a lot of sweater. 

And a lot of jean skirt.

And a lot of crimped hair.

And those sunglasses?

They said "Coca-Cola" on them.

I wore them out that summer!

Until they ultimately took a sad trip to a watery grave in the lake. 

My parents had bought them in Tokyo.

Apparently, Tokyo was going through a Coke phase.

Next:

I don't know.

I really don't.

I mean, yes, I'm wearing my cousin Mary Etta's add a bead necklace she let me borrow for the picture.

And I'm wearing a tie.

A tie!

Next:

Heck, yeah I went to Panama City and got an airbrushed tee!

And Robbie was wearing Jams.

I mean...

So really, considering the alternatives....

There was nothing wrong with the Glamour Shots.