Weird things...

So this morning on my run...

Okay, in the interest of honesty lets just go on and lay out on the table that it was the first time I had run in months so as far as the whole "this morning on my run" thing...

I mean it was technically this morning and I did technically get through Day 1 of Couch to 5K but I don't really deserve to be able to say "this morning on my run"

Yet.

Now that that is out of the way...

This morning on my run I saw some weird things:

Number one: I don't know who these lushes are that live in my neighborhood but they leave an absolute ton of beer bottles around after Saturday nights. That little guy was just one of probably twenty I saw. 

What a bunch of litter bugs!

They aren't being tidy tigers. 

Number two:

I have no clue what this is.

It looks kind of shot gun shellish. 

Any thoughts on what it could be?

Number three:

This seed podish thing was attached to my fence this morning. 

Brain sucking aliens are possible going to grow out of it. 

I say this because it looks a little like the things that grew on the planet that they first wrecked on in the original pilot of Lost in Space. 

Which is way better than that cruddy movie. 

And also way better than I remember the series being. 

The pilot was actually...

Dare I say it?

Good. 

And as far as the whole running goes I got this text from my brother a few weeks ago:

"Ran ten miles on Friday.

 Biked 70 miles on Sunday. 

Put that in your blog and smoke it."

Nice. 

He has been making me look incompetent for pretty much my whole life. 

"I feel incompetent."

Yep, it was clearly what I was thinking. 

And speaking of incompetent check out the improvisation I did today:

I needed ribbon but was out. So I took duct tape and folded it in on itself so there was no sticky side. 

It actually made good ribbon. 

Necessity being the mother of invention and all that stuff. 

Me and Martha Stewart are tight.