Things that are right and wrong...

Lets have a little talk about things that are right and wrong shall we?

They are in no particular order of course.

Thing the first:

RIGHT:

My niece Jane with a chip clip in her hair:

Because that's how stylish babies roll.

WRONG:

Chocolate Covered Grape Jelly Rings:

Because I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. 

Second:

RIGHT:

The fact that almost every picture I have of my nephew Haden involves him with pretty much the same expression on his face:

WRONG:

Birthday cakes that come from the supermarket:

Down with foamy icing, 

Down with foamy icing!

Third:

RIGHT:

Billy singing karaoke at the company Christmas party:

"Hank, lets talk about your Daddy..."

WRONG:

The 20 foot statue of Superman in Metropolis, Illinois:

Because that's just...odd. 

Fourth:

RIGHT:

Butter with a side of mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving:

Yes, please.

WRONG:

Obsessive candy consumption at Halloween:

MORE!!! I NEED MORE!!!!

And who bought that cheap candy to hand out?

Oh. 

That would be me. 

Fifth:

RIGHT:

Clouds with smiley faces:

The middle minion spotted it on the way to the beach. 

I'd be happy too if I was a cloud that people spotted on the way to the beach.

WRONG:

My laundry basket:

Henry asked me tonight "Mommy, will you please do some laundry?"

That's just pathetic. 

Sixth:

RIGHT:

How fast kids move when you tell them its time to open presents at Christmas:

"And rounding the stairs comes Jane and James."

WRONG:

My mismatched sock pile:

Just throw the dang things away, Paula. 

And lastly:

RIGHT:

Sleigh rides:

WRONG:

Room twenty two's thesaurus that now lives in my book case. 

I'm sorry, Mrs. Sharma. 

I meant to give it back. 

Really I did.