I'm shellfish.

For some reason whenever I think to myself "I'm selfish" it comes out in my head as "I'm shellfish."

I'm always worried I'm going to say it out loud and it's going to be embarrassing.

Let's just talk about a time I was shell...selfish.

See...

 There comes a point in every long car trip where one person is kinda over it. 

They are over stopping at every pretty spot and taking pictures.

They are over stopping at every roadside marker.

Thus the person thats not over the trip still wants to take pictures and the other person, she'll remain nameless, just wants to stay in the dang car and read her book.

So the result is pictures like the above. 

Clearly he had to hold the camera way out and take his own picture.

Clearly no one was there to take his picture. 

I mean, she was there she was just in the car staying warm and reading a book. 

Enough with your beautiful scenery Montana. 

Get over yourself.

Stop being so pretty. 

I want to read. 

So, there ya go. 

It was me being shellfish.