It’s no secret that I wear some pretty rose colored glasses when it comes to Auburn and everything related to it. I love the teams, I love the city, I love the family. Y’all, I’m all in. Everything just seems better in Auburn.
My kids are happier in Auburn.
They behave better in Auburn.
Auburn has Acre. The best restaurant in the state. Don’t come at me Birmingham people. I know y’all are all fancy but, come on, Acre is amazing.
And, obviously, Aubie is superior to all other football mascots.
We’re just downright happy there.
And now, lets add a new category for things I love about Auburn. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the best sign in a restaurant category. It’s at Little Italy Pizzeria which is right around the block from Toomer’s Corner.
In case you have a wonky internet – or in case I’m incapable of loading a picture on my blog – let me tell you what it says:
CLEAR CUPS ARE FOR WATER ONLY. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL SODA FROM SMALL BUSINESSES BECAUSE IT’S RUDE AND YOU KNOW BETTER AND YOUR MOMMA DIDN’T RAISE YOU THAT WAY AND EVEN IF SHE DID THIS IS YOUR CHANCE NOT TO BE A TRASHY PERSON. ALSO, WE ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU WATCHING YOU AND IT IS INCREDIBLY DISRESPECTFUL TO EVERYONE HERE WORKING HARD SO THAT YOU CAN EAT DELICIOUS PIZZA. REALLY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ALL BE DRINKING WATER ANYWAY.
Look, you didn’t remember to get reservations to Acre six months ago when you were supposed to so I guess if you can’t eat Acre and you have to meander down to Little Italy you can at least appreciate the wonder that is this magnificent sign.
See, everything is better in Auburn.