On this, my older brother Robb’s forty third birthday, I present to you a montage entitled:
You’ll Never Be This Cool Again.
You may be cool but you’ll never be ‘Owning a Denim Leisure Suit and Rocking It’ cool again.
You may be cool, but you’ll never be ‘Wearing a Hardy Boy’s T-Shirt Riding in the Scout’ cool again.
You may be cool, but you’ll never be ‘So Excited About Your Mr Pibb’ cool again.
You may be cool, but you’ll never be ‘Breaking Out the Vintage Auburn Sweater’ cool again.
And lastly, you may be cool, but you’ll never be ‘Wearing a Ratt T-Shirt on Christmas Day’ cool again.
Happy Birthday bro. But you’re still not forgiven for my melting my Barbies on purpose.
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