The Shaggy Dog

In 1959, Walt Disney pictures produced the…um…’classic’ comedy The Shaggy Dog. You’ve seen it, I’m sure. Tim Allen made some sort of remake a few years ago but I never saw it.

The dog, though, looked something like this:

Now, I’m no expert on appearances but…dead ringer right?

Me, circa 1980. Clearly, my gene pool includes some Old English Sheepdog. I mean, I wikipediaed it and here’s what it says about the breed:

The breed standards describe the ideal Old English Sheepdog as never being nervous or aggressive. The New Zealand Kennel Club adds that “they are sometimes couch potatoes” and “may even try to herd children by gently bumping them.” This breed’s temperament can be described as intelligent, social and adaptable. The American Kennel Club adds that the breed has “a clownish energy” and “may try to herd people or other objects.”With wide open spaces being the ideal setting for an Old English Sheepdog, the breed is a natural fit in a rural setting, such as working on a farm; although, with proper exercise and training, they are perfectly comfortable with a suburban or urban lifestyle. Their remarkable, inherent herding instincts, sense of duty, and sense of property boundaries may be nurtured and encouraged accordingly, or subdued by their owners. Old English Sheepdogs should not be deprived of the company and the warmth of people.

Dude. Never nervous or aggressive, couch potato, herder of children, likes wide open spaces  - that’s totally me. At four and at thirty six.