Every Friday night Kit at Blogging Dangerously host a twitter party with the hashtag #WINEPARTY. I've participated in it a few times. I'm a big fan of Twitter.
This Friday night I was at my in-laws for Billy's birthday when Stella, the three year old, stumbled into the room covered in black eyeliner. While we had been cleaning the kitchen she had been upstairs playing in her Grandmom's makeup.
Nice move, minion.
I hit #WINEPARTY up with this tweet:
The three year old just ate my mother in law's eyeliner. Like, all of it. Is it#wineparty yet?
I began to get a lot of tweets back like 'well, at least she can't do anything worse.'
Ten minutes later I walked in the living room and saw this:
This Friday night I was at my in-laws for Billy's birthday when Stella, the three year old, stumbled into the room covered in black eyeliner. While we had been cleaning the kitchen she had been upstairs playing in her Grandmom's makeup.
Nice move, minion.
I hit #WINEPARTY up with this tweet:
The three year old just ate my mother in law's eyeliner. Like, all of it. Is it
I began to get a lot of tweets back like 'well, at least she can't do anything worse.'
Ten minutes later I walked in the living room and saw this:
She had taken a stinking sharpie and drawn on every single piano key. Every single one.
Bad minion! Bad!
The good news is this totally works:
Nail polish remover took the marks right off. Whew! Thanks Internet!
I guess that's just what happens when you let a three year old stay up til ten o'clock.
So, Sharpie bad. Toddler troublesome. Billy's birthday still good.
"I'm practically perfect, Mom!"
The scene: Bedroom at friend's house where get-together was going on. 2 year old daughter asleep on friend's bed. Also on bed, other women's purses. In purse, red lipstick. Daughter wakes up. "Should I get up and find mommy? Or should I investigate what is in these purses? Ohhh look what I found. I wonder what it does."
ReplyDeleteMr. Clean Magic Erasers work great too! I have bamboo hardwoods & my 3 yr old daughter decided that the floors were the best place to draw a colorful mural with Sharpies (I blame her daddy for leaving them in her reach) a little elbow grease & you cannot tell it was there. Swiffer Wet Jet gets crayon off the floors too...
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