"Oh that rackin' frackin' dirty son of a..."

"Oh that rackin  frackin dirty son of a danged ole fin flappin flounder"

-Yosemite Sam

Why, yes. 

I am still painting these danged old cabinets. 

And tonight, kids, I feel a bit like Yosemite Sam.

I mean, I feel like Yosemite Sam if he'd been asked to paint cabinets.

Let's talk about Twitter for a moment shall we?

I saw a pretty funny tweet about trust issues this afternoon. 

It had nothing to do with Yosemite Sam but if there was anyone with trust issues it was probably him.

It said:

"Oatmeal Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues"

I feel the same way about my Grandmom's turnips versus her potatoes. 

Those things look just alike when they are in the pan. 

I've tasted many a turnip when I expected to taste potatoes. 

So watch out. 

Grandmoms can be very tricky. 

"Aw, Shucks!"

I bet Yosemite Sam ate a bunch of turnips in his day. 

But I bet he didn't have to paint cabinets...