So...
You probably shouldn't do this to a real baby.
I mean...
Convenient?
Yes.
Humane?
Possibly, no.
You probably also shouldn't forget that you left the baby doll on the hook and leave it hanging there because....
...it might freak someone else out.
And I'm no parenting expert but this may not be the best way to divvy up the salad:
And don't get all:
"Oh, wow! Her baby eats really healthy food!"
She was just basically just playing in it.
"Way to sell me out, lady."
Oooh! Oooh!
And one more thing you probably shouldn't do to a real baby:
Leave this guy in charge when his blood sugar is low.
Because that will happen.
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Tomfoolery
Something about sitting at the mall that makes a man want to pass out.
ReplyDeleteShe was picking out the croutons!
ReplyDeleteBut how else do you hang up your child, out of harm's way, when you get sick of them and don't want to deal with them for a while?
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Hilarious!
ReplyDeletepve
Didn't the Natives use to hang up their children in the teepee? Beats having to chase them down and keep them out of the fire.
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