Tonight, dear readers, I have just a few troubling questions for you.
Questions that come from the world of retail....
Questions that make you scratch your head and ponder...
Why?
Let's get started.
Troubling Question, the first:
Air Hedz.
Inflatable wigs for children.
I mean...
As a child I don't think I ever said:
"Gee, if only I had an inflatable princess wig!"
Apparently, it's "great for parties", though.
Odd.
Troubling.
Troubling Question Number Two:
This comes from the latest book about the Bushes.
And yes, my Wilson family, I foresee that someone will be getting this at Wilson Christmas.
I don't know who but I just know it's gonna be under that big ole cedar tree.
Anyway...
Let's look at the cover.
Why are the Bush's chins so itchy?
Shaving snafus? A practical joke involving itch powder?
I don't know...
I think David Elliot Cohen, the author, potentially has some explaining to do because it's looks like they are experiencing some major chin itchiness.
Number Three:
Also from the bookstore...
We now have a hugely thick volume dedicated to Vader on the shelves.
Really, Star Wars fans, how much Vader do we really need?
Because, that is a whole lotta Vader.
And lastly,
A question that has nothing to do with retail but is important none the less:
Why is there always one Candyland game piece in the Chutes and Ladder box?
Stick to your own kind, Candyland.
Stick to your own kind.
"Don't bother me with your troubling questions"
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