Um...
Did the Rapture happen when I wasn't looking?
Because one minute I'm taking a nap on the hammock...
and the next minute I see this:
Er...
Where are the children that are supposed to be attached to those life jackets?
Alien Abduction?
Runaways?
Wild Men in the Woods?
"Don't bring your crazy into the blog tonight."
Yeah, yeah...
Oh, look!
Children located.
Now...
Don't we all feel better.
I certainly didn't want to think I'd missed out on the Rapture...
"That's it. I'm ignoring you."