Tonight, dear readers...
Fresh from my diary as an eight year old...
I present to you:
A VERY SAD STORY.
Apparently, in 1982...
I was treated unfairly that month when:
my mom spaked me.
Then...
I got angry because:
she wa being on fair.
And because of that:
I got mad.
It's all very sad.
But...
Before you feel too sorry for me...
I'm afraid the evidence is stacked against me.
In my own words:
My family might be better if I:
would cooper cooperoate.
Oh, the drama of being an eight year old girl!
I love how my Mom wrote the 'cooperate' translation down at the bottom.
My poor Mom...
I hope she didn't get her feelings hurt because of that nonsense.
Don't you ever just want to go back and shake your former self?
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Tomfoolery
You probably got a "spaking" because you complained about something not being fair. You know I couldn't abide that!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving your Ramona diary!
ReplyDeleteThe Ramona diary was great! James has a 'Wimpy Kid' diary that I assume is the same type thing.
ReplyDeleteMom, I'm sure I deserved it 100%!