A 'Spaking'...

Tonight, dear readers...

Fresh from my diary as an eight year old...

I present to you:

A VERY SAD STORY.

Apparently, in 1982...


I was treated unfairly that month when:

my mom spaked me.

Then...

I got angry because:

she wa being on fair.

And because of that:

I got mad.

It's all very sad.

But...

Before you feel too sorry for me...

I'm afraid the evidence is stacked against me.

In my own words:


My family might be better if I:

would cooper cooperoate. 

Oh, the drama of being an eight year old girl!

I love how my Mom wrote the 'cooperate' translation down at the bottom. 

My poor Mom...

I hope she didn't get her feelings hurt because of that nonsense.

Don't you ever just want to go back and shake your former self?

AKA Jane Random

My superpower? The ability to blog everyday.

3 Comments

  1. You probably got a "spaking" because you complained about something not being fair. You know I couldn't abide that!!!!

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  2. I'm loving your Ramona diary!

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  3. The Ramona diary was great! James has a 'Wimpy Kid' diary that I assume is the same type thing.

    Mom, I'm sure I deserved it 100%!

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