Gravity.
It's pretty dang important.
Because...
When gravity fails:
Children float in the air.
Even without the aid of a Superman cape.
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Hmm...
Gravity failed.
Crazy, huh.
Who knew Galileo and Newton could be so wrong?
Ya know what wasn't wrong?
My rescue of this old..
Let's call it vintage, shall we?
...toy bin.
It was on the side of the road destined for the dump.
Not on my watch, buddy!
We took it home and cleaned it up.
It wasn't used as a toy bin so much as it was used as a...
um...
Child Holding Vessel.
For example:
The little one would open the box expecting to find toys.
And this would happen.
Surprise every time.
Maybe not as surprised as Galileo and Newton would be if they knew my minions could float in midair but surprised none the less.
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Tomfoolery