Last night we went to the Lincoln County Fair in Lincoln County, Tennessee.
At the fair we saw something so fantastically inane that it was awesome.
In short, the boys just had to give it a go.
What was it?
The mechanical bull.
For five bucks...
Egads! We actually spent $15 on this?
...you got the chance to ride the bull until you were thrown off.
The youngest minion went first:
Easy there Cowboy...
Seconds from toppling over...
Next came the eight year old:
"I'd like to thank all my fans for comin' out and supportin' me tonight."
And then it was this guys turn:
Dear Readers,
I really have no idea...
He must have been feeling squirrelly.
The fair does that to him.
One minute he is talking about saving for the kid's college and the next he is tossing $5 at a carnival worker so he can ride the mechanical bull.
He has always been like that.
Maybe its the arm band they put on you:
Maybe it has some sort of crazy powder on it.
Hmmm...that couldn't have been it.
I remained immune.
No bull riding for me.
It's not often that he out monkeys me but last night...
Well, the proof is in the picture:
