Toys at My House that Freak Me Out

Yesterday as I sat trying to think of things to do besides my ironing I saw this:

The Little People ride on car.

Is it just me or does the driver look a bit distracted?

Dude, she's pretty and all but how 'bout keeping your hands on the wheel instead of on the rose you're trying to give her. 

Drive man!

It really got me to thinking about other toys at out house that are creepy.

Like this one:

Newsflash: Dinosaurs didn't wear clothes.

And this one:

The Ice Cream Man Cometh...

And apparently he is out of ice cream because I sure don't see any in there.

And this:

The eight year old's gecko probably shouldn't count as a toy but he is kind a creepy.

And what is this golf ball so mad about?

"Grrr! I'm a scary golf ball!"

By far though the creepiest toy at out house is this one:

Where are the animals?

Where is the farmer?

What happened to them?

It reminds me of a scene in a scary movie where the person walks into the house and the dinner table is set and the food is out and chairs are all knocked over like everyone had to leave quickly. 

Am I taking this too far?

"I'm a headless Lego Man! Grrrr."

And that's the 'too far' line...