I'm not sure if you have ever given your patronage to the fine establishment that is...
Dirt Cheap
...but if you haven't might I recommend it?
'Tis easy to find.
Just look for the large...
Chicken
...that presides over the sign.
Alright, enough of that foolishness.
So, Dirt Cheap is a store in North Huntsville that sells things for, you guessed it, dirt cheap.
They get things that are damaged or overstocked in other retail stores and then they sell them.
What do they sell you ask?
Well the first item I would like to showcase is this:
The 'Stay in Love Forever Instantly Cinnamon Breath Spray.'
I said they get things that are damaged or overstocked but in this case I'm thinking that they also get things that are old.
Seriously!
Look at this couple on the front of this package!
They claim that this breath spray will:
"Help keep the passion, mystery, and magic in your modern day fairy tail."
That poor breath spray!
No pressure of anything.
You only have to keep the passion, mystery, and magic in this couple's relationship.
I've been married 11 years and I can tell you that breath spray ain't gonna do that.
I'm also a little concerned with their claim on the bottom of the package that says:
"Serving America's finest couples since 1786."
Really?
I mean I don't want to cry false advertising but I'm beginning to think that maybe that would be stretching it a bit.
Because, lets face it, in 1786 I'm thinking American couples were a little more concerned with the whole 'staying alive thing' than the way their breath smelled.
They had just signed the peace treaty with England three years prior.
I did read somewhere that the first ice cream was produced commercially in New York in 1786.
So...there ya go.
Aren't you so glad you checked the blog today.
Ya' learned a little history and you learned to buy your breath spray from somewhere other than Dirt Cheap.
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