Gross things kids do...

For my readers that aren't around kids very often let me introduce you to the wonderful world of:

Gross Things That Kids Do. 

Thing the first:

They dip their Sour Patch Straws into their gatorade.

Number two:

They eat ridiculous amounts of food.

They blame the it on the fact that:

"A man's gottta do what a man's gotta do."

Number three:

They have an obsession with Bubba Teeth.

Bubba Teeth totally gross me out and I immediately throw them away whenever I find them. 

Other things that get thrown away upon sight:

Silly Bands, most lego pieces, and toys that come out of Happy Meals.

Number four:

They stick their tongues out...a lot. 

Number five:

They play in sticky places.

I'm pretty sure that kid in pigtails actively seeks out the dirtiest places she can find to play. 

So, I have a group of kids sitting around me right now and I asked them:

What gross things do your friends do?

Their answers:

1) Pick their noses

2) Mix their corn and applesauce with ketchup.

3) Use the pool as their own personal restroom.

4) Use their tee shirts as napkins.

Personally I'm shuddering at corn with applesauce and ketchup...

Ya know, I'm firmly convinced grown ups do just as many gross things. 

We just know how to not get caught. 

And now...

Since I've been very mean - according to the minions who walked by while I was writing this...

I present to you:

A video I had my friend Whitney Cooper make for Father's Day.