Ten facts that I'm not freaking out about...

So I'm a pretty laid back person.

I don't freak out.*

I'm not a worrier.

I'm not hot tempered.

I'm even keeled.

Like a boat.

And in the spirit of my laid backness lets make a list of ten things that I am currently NOT freaking out about:

Number one: The fact that I can't find my wedding ring.*

Lets just take a look at my afternoon, shall we?

Maybe its in the vacuum cleaner?

No.

Darn you goldfish!

Tell me where it is!

Maybe it's under the bed?

Before I show you these next pictures please hide the women and children. 

And my Mom. 

Nope. Its not there. 

But there is my good lipstick, two Wii remotes, and my sunglasses. 

Minor victory. 

Number two: The fact that someone green lighted the making of the movie Sharktopus.

Apparently its about a half shark-half octopus.

Wow.

I've watched this trailer 3 times.

Thats how bad it is.

Number three: This note from Henry's teacher.

Oy vey.

I don't know what 'oy vey' means but I think it means:

"What the...?"

Henry,

Why?

Why would you do this?

Why would you think this is okay?

Number four: The two admissions letters I have sitting on my desk.

Sigh.

Number five: The fact that I wore this:

in public.

Number six: The fact that we are supposed to put the house on the market soon and closets like this exist:

Seriously, what do you do about these big puffy blankets?

They are impossible to store!

But they are so comfy to sleep on.

Number seven: The fact that I just heard my 8 year old tell my 5 year old:

"Lets pretend I'm the most popular and cool kid in high school"

Moving right along...

Number eight: The fact that we missed this:

Because according to the fine print on the sign it was a "Be there or be square' kind of event.

Number nine: The fact that I catch the littlest minion doing this every time I turn around:

Yep. 

She is licking the ketchup.

And the last thing I am DEFINITELY not freaking out about:

10) The fact that this:

this:

and this:

are now this:

this:

and this:

Nope - not freaking out. 

Still completely fine. 

WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You'll notice the two asterisks in the above column. 

The first asterisk is in reference to the quote "I don't freak out." 

While this statement is true it is only true when I exclude any events that occur if I am placed on an airplane.

The second asterisk was in reference to my lost wedding ring.

As of 6:38 this afternoon its:

found.

Now I would write more but I need to go watch another clip from Sharktopus. 

Its like a train wreck. 

I just can't look away.