So...
Here is a picture of me and my friend Alicia.
We were friends our Freshmen year at Auburn.
We had a lot in common: we were from the same hometown, joined the same Sorority, and our boyfriends were friends.
And it just so happens that our boyfriends broke up with us at the same time.
And it just so happens that the break ups were...
...well, lets just say they were less than amicable.
In fact, in both cases they went crazy bad.
I mean crazy bad.
Remember when Left Eye from the group TLC burned down her football player boyfriend's house?
Yeah...it was kinda like that.
So one winter night when it was too cold to go out we had a little pajama party in our dorm room and did some "alterations" on our photographs.
I touched on this subject back in December.
It was a fun night.
Here were some of the results:
Readers, Did you know that I once went out on a date with Tim McGraw?
Its true I clearly have the picture to prove it:
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Here is a picture of me and my friend Alicia.
We were friends our Freshmen year at Auburn.
We had a lot in common: we were from the same hometown, joined the same Sorority, and our boyfriends were friends.
And it just so happens that our boyfriends broke up with us at the same time.
And it just so happens that the break ups were...
...well, lets just say they were less than amicable.
In fact, in both cases they went crazy bad.
I mean crazy bad.
Remember when Left Eye from the group TLC burned down her football player boyfriend's house?
Yeah...it was kinda like that.
So one winter night when it was too cold to go out we had a little pajama party in our dorm room and did some "alterations" on our photographs.
I touched on this subject back in December.
It was a fun night.
Here were some of the results:
Readers, Did you know that I once went out on a date with Tim McGraw?
Its true I clearly have the picture to prove it:
Oh, Tim...
It just wasn't meant to be.
And have I ever told you about going out with Pete Sampras on the same night my friend Alicia went out with the guy from the Old Spice commercial?
It was crazy!
What a night!
I mean just look at the expression on her date's face!
He was having a wild time!
And back in December I showed you the picture of me and Rupert Everett, right?
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He was totally into me!
My cousin Rusty was there.
He could tell you all about it.
It's hard hanging out with celebrities all the time.
Someone has to do it though.