You're the weird one.

I don't like fruit. 

Not one single kind.

I know right now in your head you are thinking:

"Surely she likes ...."

Nope. 

I don't. 

Not even grapes, not even strawberries, not even bananas.

Not one single kind. 

Its a texture thing I think. 

Fruit tastes weird. 

Fruit has seeds. 

The problem is me and Billy are doing P90X right now and I am trying my darndest to change my wicked ways and eat fruit. 

So, lets start with apples. 

Here is what I was able to get through yesterday:

"Yeah! Mommy's eating fruit!"

See I ate the whole thing.

"That wasn't the whole thing, Mommy."

Or at least 1/2. 

I mean it was definitely more than a few bites. 

Fine!

You try to eat one of those!

They have skin and they get mushy quick and they turn brown.

That's disgusting. 

I can't be expected to work in these conditions!

You're the weird one. 

Not me.