Babies that are fat rock my world.
The only one of my minions to go through a fat baby phase was Minion Two.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
"Come here and let me eat those cheeks!"
"Give me those legs! I want to pinch them."
"You're chubbiness is making me want to squeeze you."
"I'm gonna need to kiss those cheeks."
Your fat baby phase is over.
But I still love you.
And I still want to pinch, kiss, and squeeze you repeatedly.
I can't imagine why you would be bothered by that.
"Oh, brother."
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Jane Can Parent