Breakfast

Dear Mother-in-law, 

Aunt Ann,  

Aunt Carol,

and my friend Emily who is a Nutritionist, 

and

pretty much anyone else concerned about the state of children's eating habits today:

Please don't read this blog.

Alright, now that I have that out of the way and those people are gone:

A bit of advice for you...

 The people still allowed to read:

If you are really tired because you stayed up late playing the minions Wii...

...err, I mean contemplating the viewpoints of Arminianism vs Calvinism.

Yep. 

Contemplating the differences in Arminianism vs Calvinism.

That's what I was doing.

Anyway, even if you are really tired and want to sleep in...

You still shouldn't put the seven year old in charge of breakfast for the toddler. 

Because this will happen:

"Mother dear, I asked for oatmeal and bananas but my brother gave me cookies for breakfast."

"Mother dear, I believe I enjoy cookies for breakfast. Your services are no longer needed in the mornings. My oldest brother will be taking over from here."

"Mwah, ha, ha. I got cookies for breakfast."

"Don't even think about taking these away."

Dear Son,

I know you and your sister have a good relationship:

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

but that is still no excuse. 

Hmph. 

What was I expecting:

After your picture spree with your younger brother. 

I see what goes on in this house when I'm not around. 

"Mmmmm....sugar."