This morning I went to make breakfast for myself.
These guys of course:
Come on!
Its got whole grain and calcium!
It says so right on the box.
Guaranteed, even.
I went to make them and...
WAIT! Rabbit Trail:
So, the first year we got married I was teaching school and didn't have to be up until 6:30. Billy was working as a stock broker and had to before 5 - needless to say we didn't see each other in the morning.
One day my Grandmother asked me if I got up every morning and made Billy's breakfast for him.
She is old school - here is a picture of her:
Isn't she adorable?
She has these cheeks!
And this skin!
Anyway, so she asks me if I get up every morning and make Billy's breakfast.
Here is the conversation:
Grandmom: Do you get up every morning and make Billy's breakfast for him?
Me: No, but usually Billy just eats cereal. Plus he has to get up an hour earlier than I do.
Grandmom: Well [cutting her eyes over at me in a real guilt inducing way] you could pour the milk for him.
You could pour the milk for him???
That woman wanted me to get up at 5 am to pour the milk on his cereal.
Okay, back to the Lucky Charms.
This morning I go to pour the lucky charms into my bowl and here is what comes out:
All lucky and no charm!
Someone had gone through the entire box and eaten all the charms!
It had to have been this guy:
He can be crafty.
He is also the only one in the house with the fine motor skills to do it.
This one would have left mounds of evidence:
And this one can't reach the cereal:
Its a mystery!
I plan to get to the bottom of it.
But first I need to eat breakfast.